Vampires Suck 2010 Watch Free in HD

Becca (Jenn Proske), an angst-ridden teenager, is torn between two supernatural suitors: vampire Edward (Matt Lanter) and werewolf Jacob (Chris Riggi). As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.

Genre:

Comedy

Actors:

Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Diedrich Bader, Chris Riggi, Ken Jeong, Anneliese van der Pol, David DeLuise, Kelsey Ford, Dave Foley, Jeff Witzke, Crista Flanagan, ...»

Director:

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Country:

United States

Release:

2010

IMDb:

3.4

Quality:

Duration:

82 min

Time Out

A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable.

October 13, 2010

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7M Pictures

For the most part, the jokes are mildly relevant at least

January 06, 2014

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Winnipeg Free Press

It's been two whole years since the team of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer subjected us to one of its godawful parodies. Alas, the vacation is over.

July 25, 2014

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New York Daily News

All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof.

June 03, 2013

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PopMatters

Vampires Suck, and films like it, not only fail to parody elements of contemporary society, they barely spoof the genre they are trying to mock.

July 25, 2014

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Los Angeles Times

Plenty of gags fall flat, but writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer... have tapped the vein more effectively than their norm, with enjoyable details and on-the-mark senseless brutality.

August 19, 2010

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Observer (UK)

A witless, slavish pastiche of the series of romantic dramas based on Stephenie Meyer's Twilight novels. It is a knowing film that knows nothing about comedy.

July 25, 2014

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Rolling Stone

This movie sucks more.

August 26, 2010

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Time Out

Below bottom-of-the-barrel.

August 23, 2010

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Film Threat

I know comedy is subjective, so grant me that Vampires Suck just did not make me laugh. It probably doesn't help that, as a spoof on the Twilight franchise, it's making fun of movies I also don't enjoy.

June 03, 2013

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Tulsa World

With the level of humor here running to flatulence jokes, groin kicks and high-school smart-aleck cracks, their movie does, indeed, (surely no other critic in the world will be this clever) SUCK!

July 25, 2014

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Newsday

It's almost as cynical as the actual Twilight, and not nearly as funny.

June 03, 2013

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