Meet the Spartans 2008 Watch Free in HD

When Xerxes (Ken Davitian), the evil god king of Persia, sends his massive army to Sparta, King Leonidas (Sean Maguire) and 13 strapping warriors rise up to defend their homeland.The first battles are of the hip-hop variety, and taking position at the narrow Thermopylae pass provides a huge strategic advantage, but a goat trail back-door is betrayed to Xerxes.

Genre:

Comedy

Actors:

Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo, Diedrich Bader, Method Man, Jareb Dauplaise, Travis Van Winkle, Phil Morris, Jim Piddock, Nicole Parker, ...»

Director:

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Country:

United States

Release:

2008

IMDb:

2.8

Quality:

Duration:

87 min

Village Voice

I'm moving to Europe.

January 29, 2008

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Sin Magazine

It's not very good at all, but I did manage to laugh at some moments of sudden pratfalls and comic violence, but the talkshow reference mentality has to go!

July 22, 2008

Digital Spy

Meet The Spartans? For those unlucky enough to be lured into the cinema, there's every chance you'll be wanting to meet your maker instead.

July 14, 2011

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Slate

This was the worst movie I've ever seen, so bad that I hesitate to label it a 'movie' and thus reflect shame upon the entire medium of film.

January 30, 2008

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Cinema Sight

While still not a grand work of art, Meet the Spartans improves upon the formula established in the earlier parodies of Friedberg and Seltzer.

September 03, 2008

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AV Club

While there's enough comedic material there for as many as three somewhat tolerable minutes of MADtv, Meet The Spartans gamely alternates between unfunny gay jokes and violent pratfalls for a good 80 minutes.

January 26, 2008

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MovieCrypt.com

What does it say about a film with an hour running time that has twenty minutes of outtakes after the credits to reach theatrical length? Very little that's positive.

February 10, 2009

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Detroit News

It's so bad even Carmen Electra should be embarrassed.

January 28, 2008

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Boston Globe

It's a MADtv or Saturday Night Live sketch dressed up in feature-length clothing. It's way too much of an OK thing. And the way-too-much-ness goes on and on.

January 28, 2008

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NewsBlaze

A bizarre, leering orgy of celebrity crotches, lowbrow horny gay buffoons in leather, moronic gladiator mayhem, and too-much-information cascading bodily fluids galore.

May 29, 2008

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Movies.com

Because this movie was written for 10-year-olds, it assumes that those 10-year-olds are the stupidest 10-year-olds alive.

April 04, 2011

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Entertainment Weekly

The result in Meet the Spartans is less classic Mel Brooks than middling Best Week Ever.

January 30, 2008

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