Andre Nowzick is an original member of the league and has been friends with Pete, Kevin and Ruxin since high school. Andre is bald and awkward, but is a successful plastic surgeon and is quite wealthy. He fancies himself a real man of the world and someone who is on top of fashion, interior design trends and slang, always dressing in fairly bizarre...
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Andre Nowzick is an original member of the league and has been friends with Pete, Kevin and Ruxin since high school. Andre is bald and awkward, but is a successful plastic surgeon and is quite wealthy. He fancies himself a real man of the world and someone who is on top of fashion, interior design trends and slang, always dressing in fairly bizarre styles that earn him unending mockery from his friends and keeping his modern, loft-style apartment precisely appointed.Andre is unlucky in love and easily duped by his friends into various forms of humiliation, from bad fantasy football trades to over-the-top Sacko punishments. He's generally the butt of many of the group's jokes, but doesn't seem to mind all that much. Andre generally makes a big mistake during the draft, including drafting players who are retired, but manages to win the Shiva Bowl at the end of the first season. His victory is complicated, however, by the fact that he is dating the real Shiva, for whom the trophy is named.Andre is also made fun of for the fact that everyone in the league, except for himself, Ruxin and Kevin's wife Jenny, has had sex with his sister Heather. She is said to have taught Taco most of what he knows about sex at the age of 11 or 12.
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