[on Freddie Mercury] This is a man that lived life to the full.

[on Bernie Ecclestone] Like a pin-up from Middle Earth.

The further you go up the ladder the more money you make. You might not be as good looking but you're going to be earning more. Look at Alan Sugar, he looks like a lion's testicle but he's a very rich man. So he's not been burdened by beauty and good looks and he's kind of furthered his career, making rubbish computers that lost my dissertation in 1987. Yeah, night before I had to hand it in, thanks. Show less «

The stupidity and rudeness of people in this country is just getting worse and it makes my blood boil. And the abuse on websites and so forth is disgusting. Show less «

I hated Bernard Manning. I hated what he stood for. Jim Davidson makes me feel ill.