I get really weird when I'm not working. I have to keep working.
I get really weird when I'm not working. I have to keep working.
Tina Fey is one of my heroes.
Tina Fey is one of my heroes.
If I have the option, I always read the paper or a book or something I can touch and destroy in my o...
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If I have the option, I always read the paper or a book or something I can touch and destroy in my own hands.
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I'm like that person who hates going to magic shows - and I love magic, I love wizards - but going t...
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I'm like that person who hates going to magic shows - and I love magic, I love wizards - but going to a show where there is any possibility of audience participation is a nightmare for me.
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Well, I was obsessed with Judy Garland growing up. Like, obsessed.
Well, I was obsessed with Judy Garland growing up. Like, obsessed.
I'm not super comfortable in my skin. I have to make it work for me, and that usually amounts to mak...
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I'm not super comfortable in my skin. I have to make it work for me, and that usually amounts to making it uncomfortable for everyone else.
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When I'm on the couch, I usually have the TV on and my MacBook Air nearby. And sometimes, when my AD...
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When I'm on the couch, I usually have the TV on and my MacBook Air nearby. And sometimes, when my ADD is really kicking in, I have my iPad too. And my iPhone. And a magazine that I haven't gotten to. And a book under the pillow to my left.
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Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to d...
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Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like 'sarcastic' is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it's almost like they feel like they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it's not used in the right way.
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I would never do a commercial for something that is embarrassing, and I think that people maybe have...
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I would never do a commercial for something that is embarrassing, and I think that people maybe have a different perspective on what is embarrassing or not. Some people think doing a Revlon hair commercial is really cool. To me, that's embarrassing, but World of Warcraft - not embarrassing, very cool.
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A lot of independent films offer a harsh reality check.
A lot of independent films offer a harsh reality check.
My people would love it if I smiled more, if I was more 'approachable.'
My people would love it if I smiled more, if I was more 'approachable.'
I've felt depressed many times in my life, so I can draw on those times in my life when I need to.
I've felt depressed many times in my life, so I can draw on those times in my life when I need to.
I was a big fan of Winona Ryder in the '90s. I think she's kind of the shit.
I was a big fan of Winona Ryder in the '90s. I think she's kind of the shit.
With stand-up, it doesn't matter who you are. If the audience claps because they love your movies, t...
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With stand-up, it doesn't matter who you are. If the audience claps because they love your movies, that clapping stops after five seconds, and then it's your job to make them laugh.
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When I was doing comedy in New York, before I was in movies, I was never known as the deadpan actres...
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When I was doing comedy in New York, before I was in movies, I was never known as the deadpan actress. I was just a comedienne.
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I mean, sometimes I hate interviews because I always feel like I sound stupid.
I mean, sometimes I hate interviews because I always feel like I sound stupid.
When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do stan...
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When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do standup, it's silent.
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It's such a thing now, people making fun of other people on the Internet.
It's such a thing now, people making fun of other people on the Internet.
I think being on a TV show is amazing but also, people get kind of used to seeing you a certain way ...
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I think being on a TV show is amazing but also, people get kind of used to seeing you a certain way and so it becomes a challenge to break free from that in a way.
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I'm not a super emotional person, so that's one reason I love acting - it makes me deal with myself ...
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I'm not a super emotional person, so that's one reason I love acting - it makes me deal with myself in that kind of way.
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I just want to keep finding special characters that I feel like I can bring to life and characters t...
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I just want to keep finding special characters that I feel like I can bring to life and characters that are real and not superficial.
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There are always parts of me that come out in the characters that I play - it's the only thing I hav...
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There are always parts of me that come out in the characters that I play - it's the only thing I have to work with and to draw off of.
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I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.
I don't let myself 'surf' on the Web, or I would probably drown.
I obviously bring all of my insecurities along with me to any role that I tackle.
I obviously bring all of my insecurities along with me to any role that I tackle.
Writing is hard - writing is the hardest.
Writing is hard - writing is the hardest.
I'm totally an anxious mess all the time. There's a constant dialogue going on in my brain, and it's...
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I'm totally an anxious mess all the time. There's a constant dialogue going on in my brain, and it's just reminding me of all the failures that I have had, and all of the things I need to do, and all of the things I'm not doing good enough.
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I like my name. My mom named me after a song by the 1970s group, Bread. So, it's meaningful, and I l...
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I like my name. My mom named me after a song by the 1970s group, Bread. So, it's meaningful, and I like the song. It's a love song - kind of - but it's kind of depressing and dark.
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I'm not, like, Daniel Day-Lewis. Yet. I will get there!
I'm not, like, Daniel Day-Lewis. Yet. I will get there!
There's no photo-shoot academy. If there was, I'd probably be kicked out.
There's no photo-shoot academy. If there was, I'd probably be kicked out.
When I was in high school, I was a really huge Saturday Night Live (1975) fan. I remember the cast a...
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When I was in high school, I was a really huge Saturday Night Live (1975) fan. I remember the cast around the time I started watching it - Will Ferrell, Ana Gasteyer, Molly Shannon, Cheri Oteri, Tracy Morgan. I did research to find out how people got on the show. Their bios always said they came from an improv team, so I started taking classes.
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Louis C.K. is one of my all-time favorite stand-up comedians.
Louis C.K. is one of my all-time favorite stand-up comedians.
I'm pretty good at weaseling my way into a job, even if I have no business being there.
I'm pretty good at weaseling my way into a job, even if I have no business being there.
I can't say I follow politics extremely closely, but I'm definitely aware of what's going on in the ...
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I can't say I follow politics extremely closely, but I'm definitely aware of what's going on in the world.
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I love great acting, as nerdy as that sounds.
I love great acting, as nerdy as that sounds.
I am a Netflix/DVR junkie. I don't like to watch TV without a plan.
I am a Netflix/DVR junkie. I don't like to watch TV without a plan.
My grandfather came over from Puerto Rico and raised his kids speaking English so that it would be e...
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My grandfather came over from Puerto Rico and raised his kids speaking English so that it would be easier for them to assimilate.
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