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Zohan Dvir works as a Special Agent and lives with his orthodox parents in Israel. He wants to give up this life full of dangerous encounters with Palestinians. While in the process of apprehending a Palestinian activist known simply as the Phantom, he fakes his death, hides in a dog-kennel on a plane bound for New York, and decides to try his hand as a hair-stylist. He is refused employment initially, but when he offers to work for free, Dahlia hires him as a cleaner. When a hair-stylist named Debbie quits, Zohan replaces her, winning over elderly female clientèle, and falling in love with Dahlia herself. Before Zohan could propose to her, Dahlia's landlord, Walbridge, who has been raising rents regularly, hires skinhead goons to terrorize the neighborhood, creates misunderstandings between Jews, Muslims, Arabs, and Palestinians, and drives them out, so as to enable him to construct a new building which is topped by a roller coaster. When Zohan decides to confront these skinheads, he...

Genre:

Comedy, Action

Actors:

Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Nick Swardson, Lainie Kazan, Ido Mosseri, Rob Schneider, Dave Matthews, Michael Buffer, Charlotte Rae, Sayed Badreya, ...»

Director:

Dennis Dugan

Country:

United States

Release:

2008

IMDb:

5.6

Quality:

Duration:

113 min

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Zohan

Played by: Adam Sandler

Dalia

Played by: Emmanuelle Chriqui

Michael

Played by: Nick Swardson

Gail

Played by: Lainie Kazan

Oori

Played by: Ido Mosseri

Salim

Played by: Rob Schneider

James

Played by: Dave Matthews

Walbridge

Played by: Michael Buffer

Mrs. Greenhouse

Played by: Charlotte Rae

Hamdi

Played by: Sayed Badreya

Nasi

Played by: Daoud Heidami

Kevin

Played by: Kevin Nealon

Yosi

Played by: Robert Smigel

Zohan's Father

Played by: Dina Doron

Taxi Driver

Played by: Chris Rock

Mariah Carey

Played by: Mariah Carey

John McEnroe

Played by: John McEnroe

George Takei

Played by: George Takei

Bruce Vilanch

Played by: Bruce Vilanch

Paul Mitchell

Played by: John Paul DeJoria

Claude

Played by: Alec Mapa

Waleed

Played by: Ahmed Ahmed

Yitzhak

Played by: Ben Wise

Tom

Played by: John Farley

Pinchas

Played by: Yossi Marshek

Aharon

Played by: Guri Weinberg

Ze'ev

Played by: Danny A. Abeckaser

Hassan

Played by: Ido Mor

Bashir

Played by: Mousa Kraish

Ephraim

Played by: Roni Levy

Levi

Played by: Reuven Bar-Yotam

Gray Kleibolt

Played by: Barry Livingston

Philip

Played by: Rick Gifford

Fred

Played by: Todd Holland

Coleman

Played by: Kevin Grady

Skizzy

Played by: Bobby Tisdale

Koby

Played by: Alex Luria

Avi

Played by: Guy Oseary

Danny

Played by: Yinon Sapir

Michal

Played by: Donna Feldman

Dorit

Played by: Yamit Sol

Sara

Played by: Naama Nativ

Debbie

Played by: Shulie Cowen

Nadira

Played by: Maysoon Zayid

Mrs. Skitzer

Played by: Helen Siff

Mrs. Haynes

Played by: Betty Murphy

Mrs. Paulson

Played by: Cynthia Frost

Angry Tall Driver

Played by: Christopher Innvar

Inaz

Played by: Lily Javaherpour

Houston Chronicle

Zohan is both exponentially stranger than Larry and about twice as amusing.

July 18, 2008

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Reel Film Reviews

...the latest in a long line of underwhelming Adam Sandler comedies...

October 24, 2008

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Stop Smiling

It's perhaps not much of a schtick, but it's a cohesive schtick, with the sub-schticks of the entire cast well integrated in support and counterpoint.

July 29, 2015

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Time Out

Another sloppily concocted and naggingly non-controversial pretext for Sandler to pelvic thrust his way though a succession of increasingly wacky fish-out-of-water situations.

August 15, 2008

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Matt's Movie Reviews

The idea that the unholy trinity of Sandler, regular cohort Rob Schneider, and director Dennis Dugan could re-unite after ...Chuck and Larry begs the question: just how much did these guys sell their souls to get another film green lit?

July 06, 2010

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New York Magazine/Vulture

Director Dennis Dugan knows his way around shin-whacking slapstick, and Sandler is mesmerizing.

June 09, 2008

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ComingSoon.net

I know someone out there must like these things, because Sandler keeps getting the money to make what is turning out to be the same movie over and over again, but I must not be tuned into his comedy wavelength.

December 28, 2010

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New Yorker

This moviegoer has no trouble with lowbrow comedy. The problem with Zohan, however, is that it's like a kid who tells you a silly joke, gets a laugh, and immediately tells the same joke again.

June 16, 2008

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Ebert & Roeper

I'm all for politically incorrect humor, but there has to be humor in the political incorrectness, and I didn't get it here.

June 16, 2008

The Nation

As a remedy for the Mideast's woes, American pluralism might be slightly impractical; but as a premise for a summer comedy, it's real enough to be funny

November 04, 2013

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Chicago Tribune

The ideas and some of the individual bits in Zohan work, but the crudeness of the execution undermines the results.

October 18, 2008

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