My Bloody Valentine (2009) 2009 Watch Free in HD

On Valentine's Day 10 years ago, Harry, the only survivor from an accident caused by Tom, awoke from his coma, killed twenty-two people. Just as Tom heads back to his hometown after a long time away, so do the killings ramp up again. Harry Warden returns, seeking revenge against those that had escaped his pickax in the past, and Tom is accused...

Genre:

Horror

Actors:

Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Betsy Rue, Edi Gathegi, Tom Atkins, Kevin Tighe, Megan Boone, Karen Baum, Joy de la Paz, Marc Macaulay, ...»

Director:

Patrick Lussier

Country:

United States, Canada

Release:

2009

IMDb:

5.4

Quality:

Duration:

101 min

Orlando Sentinel

The plot staggers from absurd to ridiculous, and the dialogue is strictly of the 'Look we don't have to go down there' variety.

January 20, 2009

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What Culture

I'm absolutely convinced that the pickaxe is the ideal weapon for a 3-D horror.

March 14, 2011

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TheHorrorShow

No pretense, no delusions, just slick, basic stalk & shock mayhem with a 3-D coating that works unexpectedly well.

August 28, 2015

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Toronto Star

The trouble is that after that first gouged eyeball, there's not a whole lot further to go. Novelty value being a rapidly diminishing thing, the technology demands an escalation in intensity and inventiveness that the movie doesn't deliver.

January 20, 2009

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TheShiznit.co.uk

My Bloody Valentine 3D is as cheap, tacky and throwaway as the plastic glasses that come with it, but for a good old-fashioned Friday night at the movies, it's damn near unbeatable.

September 29, 2012

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Boston Globe

My Bloody Valentine may not be horribly acted, but in a post-Scream and post-Scary Movie era, it's difficult to squeeze any more blood from this low-brow/high-camp turnip.

January 20, 2009

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Lyles' Movie Files

Great use of the 3-D format in a better than average horror film.

February 19, 2013

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New York Times

A strange synergy of old and new, My Bloody Valentine 3D blends cutting-edge technology and old-school prosthetics to produce something both familiar and alien: gore you can believe in.

January 20, 2009

Los Angeles Times

In some ways, the filmmakers have created something too authentic in spirit to the original film, as it also fairly quickly becomes a plodding chore to watch.

January 20, 2009

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Georgia Straight

The outrageous amounts of blood 'n' guts directed toward the audience in three-dimensional spatters still make this substandard flick a gorehound's wet dream.

July 06, 2010

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Cinema Crazed

As a slasher fanatic, this more than satisfied my appetite.

April 29, 2013

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Entertainment Weekly

What really leaps out at you about My Bloody Valentine 3-D is its lack of imagination.

January 21, 2009

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