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Things may look fine during the story of retired Quenton McHale, who is still very quiet after retiring from his job, spending his days everywhere in the Caribbean in his old home selling eggs and ice cream. A short time later, things turned out just as Quinton retired to take on a new mission when his old enemy turned the second best terrorist in the world, Major Vladikov, to take over San Marino Island and began work on a dangerous nuclear project. Quinton tries to do the job with the help of his old crew and his obstacles from Captain Wallace Binghamton, who sank the return ship, which seems very difficult.
A useless movie. Not funny, suspenseful, moving or even offensive enough to want to torpedo. Just devoid of any conceivable value.
April 12, 2002
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
Dear God, why?
September 23, 2003
Boston Phoenix
All apologies to the handful of Americans who've waited decades for this big-screen update of the '60s sitcom--the result is both awful and awfully irrelevant.
[Trots] out the same tired cliches -- unorthodox heroes, inept commanding officers, officious little weasels getting trampled by the zany crew -- which haven't been funny since...well, ever.
This shotgun marriage of coarse laughs and low-rent action cliches is, of course, utterly predictable: Cutting-edge comedy isn't lurking under the corpses of old TV shows.