G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 2009 Watch Free in HD

The story follows two American soldiers, Duke and Ripcord, who join the G.I. Joe Team, a top secret, international special forces unit, after being attacked by MARS troops. Duke and Ripcord must prove that they are Real American Heroes, by stopping the launch of metal-eating 'Nanomite' warheads before an evil organization called 'Cobra' uses them to take over the world.

Genre:

Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

Actors:

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Christopher Eccleston, Grégory Fitoussi, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Leo Howard, Karolina Kurkova, Byung-hun Lee, Sienna Miller, David Murray, Rachel Nichols, Kevin J. OConnor, ...»

Director:

Stephen Sommers

Country:

United States

Release:

2009

IMDb:

5.7

Quality:

Duration:

118 min

Village Voice

After a first hour that plays like a bad TV show, Sommers hits his groove with an over-the-top Paris chase sequence that, in turn, leads to an underwater finale that's absurdly overproduced, momentarily diverting, and then instantly forgettable.

August 12, 2009

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BrianOrndorf.com

Joe is the latest bloated float in Sommers's sad parade of cinematic shame...a glorified Cannon Films production with a nasty case of ADD."

June 02, 2010

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Lyles' Movie Files

A dull, passionless take on a property that any fan could have outdone with half the budget. No Joe!

March 23, 2013

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Chicago Tribune

[Director] Sommers did the first two chaotic Mummy remakes; those play like Tender Mercies compared to this one.

August 14, 2009

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sbs.com.au

As is usually the case, the seething bad guys make for far more "interesting" onscreen characters than the heroes.

August 09, 2010

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New York Times

This pricey, juiceless pulp could never have been killed by critics, simply because it was already dead.

August 11, 2009

Quickflix

Here comes GI Joe, a film so loud and dumb it makes Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen look like a Mike Leigh docudrama.

October 27, 2010

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The New Republic

Sometimes, a film defies conventional narrative and artistic standards so utterly that it seems unfair to judge it by them.... Consider this a tone poem in 40 scraps of dialogue.

August 11, 2009

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Miami Herald

It's just stupid and inept, which are not uncommon traits at the tail end of the summer movie season.

August 11, 2009

Fan The Fire

G.I. Joe: Rise Of Cobra is a very throwaway experience, likely to be forgotten by the film world very quickly.

April 15, 2010

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Movies.com

It's about nothing, but who cares? It's the last big action movie of the summer and it does what it's supposed to do.

April 04, 2011

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Chicago Reader

Loud, shiny, and critic-proof, this franchise launcher is basically Transformers minus the humanity.

August 20, 2009

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