Well, hello there! Y'all are real nice people, d'ya know that? My name is Kenneth Parcell, but most folks just call me a page. I don't mind at all, cause they make television, the greatest thing in the world! Other than family reunions, of course! My two favorite things in the world are everyone and television!I'll just go ahead...
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Well, hello there! Y'all are real nice people, d'ya know that? My name is Kenneth Parcell, but most folks just call me a page. I don't mind at all, cause they make television, the greatest thing in the world! Other than family reunions, of course! My two favorite things in the world are everyone and television!I'll just go ahead and tell y'all about my daily schedule if that's okay! I wake up and have a bowl of Oat Bran, without preservatives. Then I will call mother, and ask her how to re wire my chimney; then she will call me a dillard and tell me there's no wires in my chimney, but I swear I can see them!I get to the studio around four or five, depending on the traffic in the bike lane. Then I sweep up the shrimp shells and bird seed from the night before. I dont know what they do there at night, but it always smells like art class and K mart after.Lunch is always interesting, as Ms. Couric needs help holding her hair back while she lies in her own sick, and other times Greta Van Susteren just needs some help cursing that strange man who's always in her dressing room.Dinner is my time off, and since I usually don't eat before this time, I indulge in a fruit punch..delicious!After dinner I head home and watch TV; Skating With Celebrities mostly!Thanks for listening, friend!
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