I've got this brilliant thing where I go, "I'm Robbie Williams", and people are interested in what I...
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I've got this brilliant thing where I go, "I'm Robbie Williams", and people are interested in what I want to say - which is amazing because I'm just an idiot from Stoke-on-Trent.
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I really enjoy changing nappies for some reason. I find it really therapeutic.
I really enjoy changing nappies for some reason. I find it really therapeutic.
I've lived in LA for a long time and they say, 'If you sit in a barber's shop for long enough you wi...
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I've lived in LA for a long time and they say, 'If you sit in a barber's shop for long enough you will get a hair cut'. Well, if you live in Los Angeles for long enough you're going to get some surgery.
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I can't believe they got me an XL shirt and [Gary] Barlow a Large. That fucking hurts. I don't want ...
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I can't believe they got me an XL shirt and [Gary] Barlow a Large. That fucking hurts. I don't want to be the fattest in Take That again. There's a fat-off between me and him.
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I'm not a musician, I'm an entertainer.
I'm not a musician, I'm an entertainer.
Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out.
Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out.
I quit cocaine, I quit smoking, I quit alcohol. Why can't I quit you [chocolate]?
I quit cocaine, I quit smoking, I quit alcohol. Why can't I quit you [chocolate]?
When it comes down to it, I just like taking my pants down.
When it comes down to it, I just like taking my pants down.
To Gwyneth Paltrow: Does Melon want some apple?
To Gwyneth Paltrow: Does Melon want some apple?
My weight is still my biggest struggle in life. I spend a lot of the day worrying about getting fit,...
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My weight is still my biggest struggle in life. I spend a lot of the day worrying about getting fit, and I can't seem to do it. I've tried everything, and I really worry about it. Then I see the days to a tour, counting down. Chocolate should be banned worldwide.
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I did kind of The Lion King when she [his daughter "Teddy"] arrived. I was the first person to have ...
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I did kind of The Lion King when she [his daughter "Teddy"] arrived. I was the first person to have her in the world and I went: [raising both arms like he is holding his daughter in them] Behold! Theodora Rose Williams!
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With the war and everything that's going on, unless you're Susan Sarandon, the best route is to keep...
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With the war and everything that's going on, unless you're Susan Sarandon, the best route is to keep your mouth shut. For me it is, anyway!
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I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams.
I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams.
That's the problem, Gaz [Gary Barlow]. I've always loved you in a gay way.
That's the problem, Gaz [Gary Barlow]. I've always loved you in a gay way.
In my brain, I don't feel 40 at all. I now realize how little I know and how stupid I am.
In my brain, I don't feel 40 at all. I now realize how little I know and how stupid I am.
[on A-Ha] Fucking great!
[on A-Ha] Fucking great!
I don't have anything that I treasure at all. They're just things. I tend to buy an awful lot of stu...
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I don't have anything that I treasure at all. They're just things. I tend to buy an awful lot of stuff, like clothes and things. But I wouldn't be bothered if my house burns down tomorrow.
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I'm so in love and she [his daughter] seems to not mind me.
I'm so in love and she [his daughter] seems to not mind me.
There's no point regretting things. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. Life's too short t...
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There's no point regretting things. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. Life's too short to worry about things I've said.
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I think there are ghosts. I haven't seen or heard anything. I've definitely felt something but it's ...
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I think there are ghosts. I haven't seen or heard anything. I've definitely felt something but it's not scary. I'm very, very pleased to say.
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Maybe I'm bisexual, who knows. I just haven't found that right guy yet!
Maybe I'm bisexual, who knows. I just haven't found that right guy yet!
I thought I'd walk over there and just sing it nicely but I fell over like a twat.
I thought I'd walk over there and just sing it nicely but I fell over like a twat.
[on "What's The Story (Morning Glory)" by Oasis in 2010] It's been my favourite album of the last 30...
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[on "What's The Story (Morning Glory)" by Oasis in 2010] It's been my favourite album of the last 30 years. You can't argue with how fantastic that album is.
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[asked who he would call if he got locked out of his house] Gary Barlow for everything!
[asked who he would call if he got locked out of his house] Gary Barlow for everything!
[about the birth of his child] It was like watching my favourite pub burning down.
[about the birth of his child] It was like watching my favourite pub burning down.
The world's a lot more exciting with One Direction in it. And more hearts will genuinely race at a n...
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The world's a lot more exciting with One Direction in it. And more hearts will genuinely race at a new 1D album than they ever have or will at any Suede album in any time period.
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I come from the tradition of a big Irish family that loves to sing. I love to perform.
I come from the tradition of a big Irish family that loves to sing. I love to perform.
I'd make a better U.S. President than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker ...
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I'd make a better U.S. President than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I'm a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.
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Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe write some really great stuff - stuff that would put Oscar Wilde to sham...
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Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe write some really great stuff - stuff that would put Oscar Wilde to shame. If the Pet Shop Boys ever wanted a third member, I'd be there.
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If you don't like my music, I've got some clothes that I'd like to sell you.
If you don't like my music, I've got some clothes that I'd like to sell you.