Marvin C. Jones II, was born Varmin Jungum Jones II in Bangkok. His parents worked in the sex travel industry and his mother became a fairly well-known prostitute in the region. Varmin was bullied in school for his height and overall heftiness, which led him to his career in acting and witchcraft. His first experience in acting was in second grade when he started acting like a bitch. His success here really translated to his career as Randy the Destroyer in Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Varmin changed his stage name to Marvin C. Jones II just to stick it to his dead-beat dad for giving him such a shitty name and shitty life in Bangkok. He later moved to Billoxi, Misssissippi where he met his fiancee Jennifer. His wife Jennifer goes by her non-government given name Mattress Bitch. He sleeps on and with her every night. Varmin later became a pediatrician and even later a registered sex offender. Show less «