Celebrities Hannibal Buress, Birthday: 4 February 1983, Chicago, Illinois, USA

Even on TV appearances or big shows, I don't know if I've ever been as nervous as I was my first tim...Show more »

Even on TV appearances or big shows, I don't know if I've ever been as nervous as I was my first time doing stand-up. I just remember getting offstage and sitting down, and my right knee was just shaking from the adrenaline. Show less «

I didn't audition for 'SNL.' I sent in a tape to 'SNL' the year before I started writing there, but ...Show more »

I didn't audition for 'SNL.' I sent in a tape to 'SNL' the year before I started writing there, but I got the job there through doing stand-up on Fallon. Show less «

I like getting 'Times' articles online. But the actual paper just has too many words.

I don't know if I have a 'Greatest Album Ever.' I really liked 'The Blueprint' by Jay-Z. The product...Show more »

I don't know if I have a 'Greatest Album Ever.' I really liked 'The Blueprint' by Jay-Z. The production on that album was really great. 'All I Need' was the first song I used for walk-on music in 2002 for my second time ever on stage, so that means a lot to me. Show less «

I'm in awful shape. I'm trying to get in better shape. My girlfriend, she's in good shape. She gives...Show more »

I'm in awful shape. I'm trying to get in better shape. My girlfriend, she's in good shape. She gives me health tips sometimes, like, 'Hannibal, you're going to die.' Stuff like that. Show less «

I think one of my first jokes - in the black community, there's people who have jokes about skin ton...Show more »

I think one of my first jokes - in the black community, there's people who have jokes about skin tone. People like, 'You so black, you purple.' 'You so black, you gotta smile so we can see you at night.' Show less «

I like to drive nice cars; since I live in New York, and I don't drive there, it's a novelty to be o...Show more »

I like to drive nice cars; since I live in New York, and I don't drive there, it's a novelty to be on the road and drive and listen to my music. Show less «

My first time on TV doing stand-up, I actually did this show in Holland called 'The Comedy Factory' ...Show more »

My first time on TV doing stand-up, I actually did this show in Holland called 'The Comedy Factory' hosted by Jorgen Raymann. It was in 2006 in Holland. It was amazing. I had only been doing stand-up for four years, and I booked that gig through the Just For Laughs Montreal festival, and they flew me out and put me up. Show less «

I skipped kindergarten because I was reading at a pretty high level. That's a weird and cocky thing ...Show more »

I skipped kindergarten because I was reading at a pretty high level. That's a weird and cocky thing to say, but I was real sharp, and I knew that early on. Show less «

I haven't really tried to write a movie. It's tough to get into that mode.

I can work as a writer, but I wanted to do stand-up.

My dad named me after Hannibal Barca, the Carthaginian general who attacked Rome. But nobody knows a...Show more »

My dad named me after Hannibal Barca, the Carthaginian general who attacked Rome. But nobody knows about him. Show less «

I did a 'Last Comic Standing' audition in 2006, where you're just performing for three people in a c...Show more »

I did a 'Last Comic Standing' audition in 2006, where you're just performing for three people in a comedy club, in a big comedy club, and I remember them cutting me off, asking about my name in the middle of one of my jokes. Yeah, it's just real weird when you're doing stand-up in that type of sterile, unnatural setting. Show less «

I used to have costumed characters come out, like SpongeBob. It's just fun to make it into this mino...Show more »

I used to have costumed characters come out, like SpongeBob. It's just fun to make it into this minor event, just to surprise people and experiment and be weird and just have fun with it. I've done just the hour stand-up, and that's fun, but the other stuff makes it fun for me and gives me something to react to and bounce off of. Show less «

I could maybe coach kids' basketball. I know enough about basketball where I feel like I could coach...Show more »

I could maybe coach kids' basketball. I know enough about basketball where I feel like I could coach 12-year-olds pretty effectively. Show less «

The ultimate thing is creating your own stuff and making projects for yourself. That's what Seth Rog...Show more »

The ultimate thing is creating your own stuff and making projects for yourself. That's what Seth Rogen does. He's writing and producing a lot of the movies that he's the lead in. Show less «

I need to have something else going on. I'm able to write a lot if I have an episode of 'Friday Nigh...Show more »

I need to have something else going on. I'm able to write a lot if I have an episode of 'Friday Night Lights' going on my computer. Show less «

For me... you know, the most I've paid for a haircut was in Australia. Usually I go to a black barbe...Show more »

For me... you know, the most I've paid for a haircut was in Australia. Usually I go to a black barber or a Latino barber. I can't just go into Supercuts. Show less «

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

I took an improv class in 2005 in Chicago at ComedySportz, which was short-form, more of a games-bas...Show more »

I took an improv class in 2005 in Chicago at ComedySportz, which was short-form, more of a games-based improv. I remember it being real fun and helping with my stand-up. If I did an improv class, and then I did stand-up later, I felt looser on stage and more comfortable. Show less «

I really like Halal food.

Gibberish rap is - I freestyle all the time, just hangin' out with friends. And sometimes when I'm f...Show more »

Gibberish rap is - I freestyle all the time, just hangin' out with friends. And sometimes when I'm freestyling, I'll lose my flow, you know, but I'll still wanna - I don't wanna just stop rapping because I lose my flow. So I'll just put in nonsense words till I can bring in regular words again. Show less «

I did not move to New York with a plan. The first time I moved to New York, I just popped up. My sis...Show more »

I did not move to New York with a plan. The first time I moved to New York, I just popped up. My sister was living here in New York. I just popped up. She had her baby and a husband, and I just popped up. 'Hey, what's up? I got $200 and dreams. Let's do this.' Show less «

When people say, 'How did you start in comedy,' I say my family was kidnapped by ninjas when I was v...Show more »

When people say, 'How did you start in comedy,' I say my family was kidnapped by ninjas when I was very young, and to get them released I had to do a killer five-minute set. And even after I did that, you know, I started doing comedy under tough circumstances, I still kept at it because I enjoyed it. Show less «

With sitcom writing, you're trying to write stories.

People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he's li...Show more »

People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he's like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy. Show less «

'SNL' is the first real job I've held for more than a month and a half.

I think people overplay the 'Saturday Night Live' schedule. I mean, yeah, it can be some late hours....Show more »

I think people overplay the 'Saturday Night Live' schedule. I mean, yeah, it can be some late hours. But the late hours are usually only one or two nights out of the week. You might have a crazy six-day week, but you'll work three weeks, and then you get a week off work. I'd take most jobs if it was hard work and then I got a week off. Show less «

I like that Barack got that job.

Actors, you have to wait for people to give you work, or you have to make your own stuff. But standu...Show more »

Actors, you have to wait for people to give you work, or you have to make your own stuff. But standup, I could just say, 'I want to do standup in 30 minutes,' and I can go do standup. Or I could just say, 'I want to do standup in a few weeks in this city.' Show less «

I'd like to get more bit-acting roles. I don't know if my talent would allow for a long dialogue, bu...Show more »

I'd like to get more bit-acting roles. I don't know if my talent would allow for a long dialogue, but I could definitely knock out three lines. I'd kill it. Show less «

You forget that sometimes comedy is just a big night out for people. Almost every show, people come ...Show more »

You forget that sometimes comedy is just a big night out for people. Almost every show, people come up to me and go, 'This is the first comedy show I've ever seen,' so you want to do well. If you do horribly at somebody's first time seeing live stand-up, well, you've not only tainted yourself, you've tainted a whole art form. Show less «

There's been times where I sold the place out, and I walked in and the guy's like, 'Uh, ID?' 'No, yo...Show more »

There's been times where I sold the place out, and I walked in and the guy's like, 'Uh, ID?' 'No, you can't ID me, man. I just sold this place out.' People are just doing their jobs, but I think if you're working the door at a venue where there's a headliner, you should at least be like, 'OK, this is the dude.' Show less «

I remember 'Def Comedy Jam' being a big deal and kids talking about it in school, but it was never, ...Show more »

I remember 'Def Comedy Jam' being a big deal and kids talking about it in school, but it was never, 'I want to do that.' Show less «

I'd like to be remembered as good person and as one of the best comedians of my generation.

I'm doin' something different. I mean, I talk a little bit about race and interracial dating, but it...Show more »

I'm doin' something different. I mean, I talk a little bit about race and interracial dating, but it's not the heart of my act. I just try to do what I think is funny; there's no huge message or through line. Show less «

When people go through something rough in life, they say, 'I'm taking it one day at a time.' Yes, so...Show more »

When people go through something rough in life, they say, 'I'm taking it one day at a time.' Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works. Show less «

I had a sketch called 'Fedora Basketball,' which was about basketball players having to wear hats; i...Show more »

I had a sketch called 'Fedora Basketball,' which was about basketball players having to wear hats; in addition to scoring points, they have to make sure their fedoras don't fall off. Show less «

I go to a lot of rap shows and sometimes take what they do from a performer's aspect, how they inter...Show more »

I go to a lot of rap shows and sometimes take what they do from a performer's aspect, how they interact with the crowd. I always have a DJ with me on the road, as well as some dancers. Show less «

In my hometown of Chicago, I'm kind of a medium deal.

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