Daniel Tosh was born on May 29, 1975 in Germany. He is a producer and writer, known for Daniel Tosh: Completely Serious (2007), Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts (2011) and Tosh.0 (2009).
Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would...Show more »
Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, 'I'm just going to buy a house.' Show less «
It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Centra...Show more »
It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central, and they've been good to me. Show less «
The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly faili...Show more »
The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing. You can get a lot of television deals that don't go anywhere, but you still get paid. Show less «
I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matt...Show more »
I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It's really made the touring a lot less grueling. Show less «
Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.
Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.
I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluori...Show more »
I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities. Show less «
[on a girl that he was dating] She says that I always correct her. And I tell her "How do you think ...Show more »
[on a girl that he was dating] She says that I always correct her. And I tell her "How do you think it makes me feel, knowing I'm dating someone that's always wrong?" Show less «
I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.
I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.
I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding...Show more »
I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It's beyond my comprehension. Show less «
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend wh...Show more »
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower. Show less «
It's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywood's ...Show more »
It's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywood's looks? That's like the one thing... the line you are not to cross. Show less «
Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating t...Show more »
Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least my economic package.' Show less «
I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matt...Show more »
I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. Show less «
I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do fi...Show more »
I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit. Show less «
I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie a...Show more »
I actually got a part in 'The Love Guru', that Mike Myers film. I heard it's awful. I got a Razzie award for it, which I'm quite proud of, but I still haven't seen it. I have no plans to branch out. Show less «