The Pacifier 2005 Watch Free in HD

After a Navy SEAL fails to rescue a scientist who developed a top secret device, he is assigned to guard the man's children while searching for information on where the device may be hidden inside the house. Along the way, he must cope with rebellious teens, child care, an overbearing school official, and foreign spies also looking for it.

Genre:

Action, Comedy, Drama

Actors:

Vin Diesel, Lauren Graham, Faith Ford, Brittany Snow, Max Thieriot, Chris Potter, Carol Kane, Brad Garrett, Morgan York, Kegan Hoover, Logan Hoover, ...»

Director:

Adam Shankman

Country:

United States

Release:

2005

IMDb:

5.6

Quality:

Duration:

95 min

Rolling Stone

There is no pleasure, guilty or otherwise, to be found in The Pacifier.

March 10, 2005

Christianity Today

It's almost as if the writers got carried away with brainstorming all the funny things they could do with Vin Diesel's character.

November 01, 2006

Common Sense Media

A crass, crude, and overly-familiar comedy.

December 28, 2010

AV Club

At one point, Diesel literally wades into a rancid sewer and emerges covered in feces, an image that sadly doubles as a metaphor for his career.

September 26, 2005

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Sacramento News & Review

Diesel has amply shown his star presence already, and he may even have a flair for comedy (if Hulk Hogan did, why shouldn't he?), but he gets no chance to prove it here.

August 07, 2008

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Ebert & Roeper

It's so awful. This reminds me, every once in a while on television they'll show failed sitcom pilots that never got picked up by the networks, and this has the feel of something like that.

March 07, 2005

Urban Cinefile

It might have been a good career move for Diesel, who cut his teeth on high-octane action, but the script needs a lift and the direction feels lackluster.

October 18, 2008

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Village Voice

[An] unintentional fascist satire.

March 09, 2005

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Entertainment Weekly

A yawn-by-numbers romper-room dud that is nevertheless shrewd enough to tweak its star, Vin Diesel, for becoming a joke in less time than it took him to become an action hero.

March 09, 2005

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Movies for the Masses

full review in Greek

October 03, 2006

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Cinema Crazed

Though it does have a talented cast with occasionally charming moments, it's still bad, and brainless.

April 29, 2009

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Time Out

Per its title, The Pacifier will lull you to sleep.

August 16, 2007

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