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Nate Cooper (Joel David Moore) has never gotten over his first crush from elementary school, Cristabelle (Paris Hilton). Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, only to discover true beauty is what he truly looks for. 
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New York Post
It looks like it was shot on middle school AV club equipment, and the jokes, aiming for gross-out value, are merely sad.
February 08, 2008
sbs.is
an insult to mankind
May 19, 2008
TheMovieReport.com
Just about everything about it feels made for viewing at home, a fact underscored by the porn star monotone that is Hilton's 'acting' voice.
January 06, 2014
Ebert & Roeper
It is excruciatingly, painfully, horribly, terribly awful.
February 11, 2008
WJFK-FM (CBS Radio)
I just kept thinking about Daniel Day-Lewis and Marlon Brando when I watched Paris Hilton's acting performance in this film (can you sense the sarcasm?).
June 01, 2008
Los Angeles Times
Hottie goes from insufferable to downright intolerable. While it pays lip service to inner beauty, the movie winds up as a feature-length advertisement for cosmetic surgery.
February 08, 2008
Antagony & Ecstasy
A person famous only because of the intense lack of basic decency with which she has pursued fame would obviously want to play the most beautiful conceivable human being.
March 08, 2011
New York Daily News
[The film] regularly grinds to a halt just so Putnam can capture Hilton running, sunning or simply posing -- usually in slow motion.
February 08, 2008
Miami Herald
Imagine the worst movie you've ever seen. Got it? Now try to think of something worse. That something is this movie -- wretched, embarrassing and a waste of the time and energy of everyone involved.
February 08, 2008
eFilmCritic.com
The sort of comedy that could only have been produced by aliens whose only knowledge of earth comes from TMZ.com, VH1 reality shows, and Dane Cook movies.
May 19, 2008
Movies.com
Hard time in the joint can change a person. Make them worse sometimes. And it would appear that this is Hilton's idea of revenge on a world she feels has done her wrong.
April 04, 2011
Time Out
A stark yet comforting reminder that cold, hard cash is no substitute for cold, hard talent. 'The Hottie and the Nottie' is an execrable Z-grade eugenics parable moonlighting as a sexy, disposable date movie.
March 28, 2008
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