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The film is a rock and roll-vampire-comedy. It follows a petty rock band called the Winners, consisting of vocalist Joey Winner (Stefaniuk), bassist Jennifer (Paré), guitarist Tyler (Paul Anthony), drummer Sam (Mike Lobel), and foreign roadie Hugo (Chris Ratz), along with their sleazy manager Jeff (Dave Foley), as they tour across Canada and the USA after Jennifer is turned into a vampire by Queeny (Dimitri Coats). Meanwhile, a vampire hunter who is afraid of the dark named Eddie Van Helsing (McDowell) quickly chases them down.
Genre:
Comedy,  Horror,  Music
Actors:
Rob Stefaniuk, Jessica Paré, Paul Anthony, Mike Lobel, Chris Ratz, Alice Cooper, Moby, Henry Rollins, Iggy Pop, Dimitri Coats, Dave Foley, ...»
Director:
Rob Stefaniuk
Country:
Canada
Release:
2009
IMDb:
6.0
Quality:
HD
Duration:
91 min
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  • ACTORS OF "Suck (2009)"
Rob Stefaniuk. Actor of Suck (2009)
Rob Stefaniuk
Jessica Paré. Actor of Suck (2009)
Jessica Paré
5 December 1980, Montréal, Québec, Canada
Paul Anthony. Actor of Suck (2009)
Paul Anthony
21 January 1975, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Mike Lobel. Actor of Suck (2009)
Mike Lobel
7 March 1984, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Chris Ratz. Actor of Suck (2009)
Chris Ratz
Alice Cooper. Actor of Suck (2009)
Alice Cooper
4 February 1948, Detroit, Michigan, USA
Moby. Actor of Suck (2009)
Moby
11 September 1965, New York City, New York, USA
Henry Rollins. Actor of Suck (2009)
Henry Rollins
13 February 1961, Washington, District of Columbia, USA
Iggy Pop. Actor of Suck (2009)
Iggy Pop
21 April 1947, Ann Arbor, Michigan, USA
Dimitri Coats. Actor of Suck (2009)
Dimitri Coats
Dave Foley. Actor of Suck (2009)
Dave Foley
4 January 1963, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Alex Lifeson. Actor of Suck (2009)
Alex Lifeson
27 August 1953, Fernie, British Columbia, Canada
Malcolm McDowell. Actor of Suck (2009)
Malcolm McDowell
13 June 1943, Horsforth, Yorkshire, England, UK
Carole Pope. Actor of Suck (2009)
Carole Pope
Barbara Mamabolo. Actor of Suck (2009)
Barbara Mamabolo
1986, Thornhill, Ontario, Canada
Nicole de Boer. Actor of Suck (2009)
Nicole de Boer
20 December 1970, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Calico Cooper. Actor of Suck (2009)
Calico Cooper
19 May 1981, Hollywood, California, USA
Danny Smith. Actor of Suck (2009)
Danny Smith
2 October 1973, Pickering, Ontario, Canada
Adam Kenneth Wilson. Actor of Suck (2009)
Adam Kenneth Wilson
Anand Rajaram. Actor of Suck (2009)
Anand Rajaram
5 March 1972, New Delhi, India
Joe Pingue. Actor of Suck (2009)
Joe Pingue
Chris Barry. Actor of Suck (2009)
Chris Barry
Rico Scuotto. Actor of Suck (2009)
Rico Scuotto
Janson Aslin. Actor of Suck (2009)
Janson Aslin
Thalia Stefaniuk. Actor of Suck (2009)
Thalia Stefaniuk
Caleigh Barker. Actor of Suck (2009)
Caleigh Barker
  • HEROES OF "Suck (2009)"
Joey
Joey
Played by: Rob Stefaniuk
Jennifer
Jennifer
Played by: Jessica Paré
Tyler
Tyler
Played by: Paul Anthony
Sam
Sam
Played by: Mike Lobel
Hugo
Hugo
Played by: Chris Ratz
Bartender
Bartender
Played by: Alice Cooper
Queeny
Queeny
Played by: Dimitri Coats
Jeff
Jeff
Played by: Dave Foley
  • CRITICS OF "Suck (2009)"
Variety
An indie-rock-scene satire (plus vampires) whose songlist vastly outweighs its laugh (let alone scare) quotient.
July 06, 2010
Boxoffice Magazine
Juggling conventions, skewering clichés and referencing genre cues, Stefaniuk packs the film with so many insider jokes that what could have been a wild ride simply isn't.
September 11, 2009
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Geekweek
Cameos from the likes of Alice Cooper, Henry Rollins, Moby, Iggy Pop, and Alex Lifeson would seem to indicate that this is something to watch...instead, they clue us in that these no-longer-young rockers will apparently do anything for a buck.
April 28, 2010
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Boston Globe
[Not] to be confused with the current Twilight-glomming insta-spoof Vampires Suck -- but that doesn't mean it's an altogether sharper comedy, either.
September 02, 2010
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