Jersey Shore Massacre 2014 Watch Free in HD

When Teresa and 5 other girls leave their New Jersey salon for a typical weekend of sun and sin down the shore the situation takes a bizarre turn leading them and five obnoxious fist-pumpers into the mysterious Pine Barrens to become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.

Genre:

Comedy, Horror

Actors:

Danielle Dallacco, Angelica Boccella, Giovanni Roselli, Chris Lazzaro, Nicole Rutigliano, Ashley Mitchell, Christina Scaglione, Brenton Duplessie, Brett Azar, John Michael Hastie, Leonarda Jonie, ...»

Director:

Paul Tarnopol

Country:

United States

Release:

2014

IMDb:

2.9

Quality:

Duration:

88 min

Stephen Whitty

I felt like I needed to take a shower before I went back inside my house.

August 22, 2014

Kam Williams

While the film fails to break any new ground in terms of the splatterflick genre, it's still entertaining enough to recommend, provided you have a strong stomach for vivisection and Italian stereotypes

August 17, 2014

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Dustin Putman

Distinctly unimaginative in its third act but competently made nonetheless, "Jersey Shore Massacre" should divert viewers under the right circumstances. Otherwise, this is pretty disposable fare.

August 25, 2014

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Dennis Harvey

As willfully lowbrow dumb fun goes, it's pretty painless.

August 22, 2014

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Charles Bramesco

What keeps Jersey Shore Massacre lively is that this mean-spirited, aggressively stupid film constantly finds new and shocking ways to be terrible.

August 20, 2014

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Chuck Wilson

Watching the hopelessly vapid get taken out, one by one, has never been more depressing.

August 19, 2014

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Mike McGranaghan

This irredeemably awful film should only be viewed under threat of grievous bodily harm. And even then, you should give your choice some careful consideration.

August 21, 2014

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Ben Kenigsberg

Acknowledging Hurricane Sandy, "Jersey Shore Massacre" reminds viewers that it's hardly the worst disaster to hit the region. But it gives the Hindenburg stiff competition.

August 21, 2014

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Jordan Hoffman

"Jersey Shore Massacre" doesn't even take place on the Jersey Shore, nor do any of the reality show's stars show up despite Jenni (JWOWW) Farley's prominent billing as an executive producer.

August 21, 2014

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Matt Donato

Imagine the cast of MTV's Jersey Shore stuck in a slasher movie - but then remove any bits of entertainment, intelligence or respectful execution you might assume would be present. Who pulled the pin on this grenade?

August 17, 2014

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Jeffrey Lyles

Brutal even by B movie standards, making for one of the longer 88 minutes no viewer should ever be forced to have to endure.

August 25, 2014

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Robert Abele

There's no ignoring the aggressive stupidity and crassness behind the whole enterprise.

August 22, 2014

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