After eating a fairly delicious turkey, Maude Finche, Steve's mum, was pregnant on Christmas. The next Christmas 19dickedydix, she gave birth to Steve Finch (minus the e because it skips every second generation), who was dubbed the family miracle baby. Steve Finch was initially made fun of because of the way he would sing in the shower, but after installing walls at their home, Maude finally gave Steve the privacy he deserved. After he graduated with high school honours from high school, Steve Finch met up with two friends, Damian and Emily, who would link him to obscure IMDB profiles that shared the same name as him, and tell him that he must fill in their unfilled in biography. What am I doing with my life? Steve would ask no one in particular. Why do I look like Matthew Broderick? Steve Finch went on to become a Christmas pagant star. He would wear awful sweaters all year around. And sometimes, on really cold nights, he would have showers in the park, singing La Vida Loca. Show less «