Lily Miran is one of two friends of RJ Berger, the other being Miles Jenner. She is played by Kara Taitz.Like RJ and Miles, Lily is a social outcast at school. She has been madly in love with RJ since kindergarten, and those feelings have intensified into adolescence. Lily has been known to masturbate furiously over his yearbook photo in the school's library, and frequently offers her body to him at any time, any place, any orifice. Lily has an unorthodox fashion sense, and has been known to make her own clothes. Her ensemble often includes abnormally-colored hair strands, glitter makeup, and a t-shirt with a photo of RJ reading I Want U, on top and Inside Me on the bottom.During a basketball game RJ was forced to fill in for some of the other team mates. At the time his uniform was too big for him and when he missed a shot all his clothes came off in front of everybody, including Lily, who was in the stands. Needless to say, she was even more enamored with him, because like everyone else she had a chance to see his massive genitalia.Despite her love/lust for RJ, Lily realizes that he doesn't share the same feelings, and is more attracted to head cheerleader Jenny Swanson. Lily is threatened by anybody who could possibly take RJ from him, whether it's Jenny Swanson, Claire Sengupta, or anybody else. In one of her desperate attempt to gain RJ's heart, Lily tried out for the cheerleading squad, and although she failed, along the way Jenny saw some potential in her, and was even willing to let her borrow a notebook with tips to help her make the team(which didn't work). From that point on, Lily no longer saw Jenny as an enemy. Show less «