poor Hans, so bizzare that he must pay boys, not only for sex, but to listen to him and watch him lipsynch to tapes from his old performing days whilst they can only roll their eyes and take advantage of this perverted, misunderstood individual... http://youtu.be/nbd0UAxXtVY two orders of French Fries Extra Crispy and a Large Coke. Freud would say that he probably had a domineering mother, and no father figure at all, which has led to his completely socially inept and effeminate state of existence. I also have a theory that he had or has a little brotherwith whom he would engage in acts of perversion. Talking to Udo back in '98, he seemed to have the same theory about Hans. However, he is not quite at home in this world of black market carnal commerce, purchasing not only love, but company, and even his own bloom of youth which he secretly wishes to recapture, nightly in his constant quest for acceptance, not to mention, a captive audience. He is constantly used and tricked, not genuinely liked, although he did do A LOT for Micheal and Scott, he remains the foreign pervert, the numb, insensate, frightening clown, the scapegoat on which we can project a great deal of our disdain for the wealthy perversion that permeates high culture and international black market commerce. I assume he was beaten repeatedly as a child and told that women are succubi...any other thoughts? Show less «