Maurice Pitka born in 1963 in America. His parents were missionaries in India which lead them to their death. At 13 Pitka decided to become a love guru at 12 years old in order to get women to like him to do so he had to wear a chastity belt until he learned self love, much took Maurice's dismay as the large elephant headed chastity device prevented him from masturbating , made a clanking noise when he got arroused and did not protect his genitals from pain. Pitka became renound as the second best guru besides Deepak Chopra. In 2007 he gained an opportunity to finally appear on Ophrah Winfrey's show when he was hired by Toronto Maple Leaf's owner Jane Bullard to get Darren Ranoak back with his wife who left for his well-endowed rival.Pitka instantly becomes attracted to Jane who became a fan of his after her father's death and had a crush on him. Pitka's forced celibacy made it difficult for him to achieve any intimatacy with Jane. After causing havoc and goofing off by taking short cuts Pitka causes Darren's issues to get worse and causes them to lose three games heading into the Stanley Cup.the Maple leafs coach Cherkoff a hotheaded dwarf clashes with the immature Pitka. After causing them to lose three games in a row heading into the Stanley cup. He berates Jane calling her a stupid rich girl and punches Pitka in the testicles. Pitka groans and shouts about the pain his balls . Jane gives up on Pitka but he is finally able to go on Oprah. He gives up the appearance on Oprah to fix Darren's relationship which helps them win the Stanley cup. Pitka reveals to Jane his vow of chastity and she is very understanding. Pitka's mentor arrives to let Pitka know he has finally learnt self love, Pitka excitedly asks for the key to his chastity belt but it is revealed he could've taken it off whenever he wants to because of a snap in the back. Pitka throws a dance party. In the extended cut, Pitka has sex with Jane. Show less «