I have met every President of the United States from Kennedy on, except Nixon.
I have met every President of the United States from Kennedy on, except Nixon.
Fame is another profession. I feel that I have two professions, I have the profession of being an ac...
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Fame is another profession. I feel that I have two professions, I have the profession of being an actor and I have the profession of being famous.
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[on his love scene with Marilyn Monroe on the yacht in Some Like It Hot (1959)] It was like kissing ...
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[on his love scene with Marilyn Monroe on the yacht in Some Like It Hot (1959)] It was like kissing Hitler. She'd gone funny, her mind was all over the place. It was awful. She nearly choked me to death by deliberately sticking her tongue down my throat into my windpipe.
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I became great friends with all my co-stars. With Gregory Peck, Burt Lancaster, Jack Lemmon and Cary...
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I became great friends with all my co-stars. With Gregory Peck, Burt Lancaster, Jack Lemmon and Cary Grant . . . Cary Grant . . . Cary Grant. He could have picked anyone, but he allowed me the privilege to be in the movie with him. Jesus. To be in a movie with Cary Grant. Meeting him was the best thing that ever happened to me. He was the reason why I wanted to get into the movies - and that is all I ever wanted.
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Early on, I decided I didn't want to be known as a mere actor. I wanted to feel like a star. I wante...
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Early on, I decided I didn't want to be known as a mere actor. I wanted to feel like a star. I wanted to get my footprints in Hollywood on the sidewalk, which I got. I wanted to be on the cover of all the magazines and go to parties in a limousine with a beautiful girl. I did all of that - and more. And I appreciate it. Every day I'm reminded of who I am. People stop me in the street all the time. Women love to see me - and I love to see them. I have an affinity for women, you know.
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On living in the present: So far so good, and I'm ready for more. My art will give me more. There'll...
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On living in the present: So far so good, and I'm ready for more. My art will give me more. There'll be more shows, and this book will open things up for me again. There's still so much to discover. So I have to take good care of myself so you don't find me in the gutter.
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I enjoy being Tony. I was the only one who ever knocked Burt Lancaster on his *ss in Trapeze (1956),...
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I enjoy being Tony. I was the only one who ever knocked Burt Lancaster on his *ss in Trapeze (1956), and I took Kirk Douglas' eye out in The Vikings (1958), and I took two girls away from Jack Lemmon. I also took away Cary Grant's submarine, so I've got these nice moments in my movies.
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[on Cary Grant] The greatest movie actor of all time.
[on Cary Grant] The greatest movie actor of all time.
A lot of things that would have meant a lot to me were denied me by Hollywood. I didn't speak proper...
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A lot of things that would have meant a lot to me were denied me by Hollywood. I didn't speak properly. I spoke with a thick New York accent. Everyone knew my name was Schwartz - and Jews were not welcome. [I suffered resentment from the Hollywood establishment for marrying a "shiksa goddess" in Janet Leigh.] "Debbie Reynolds was the centre of gravity for a glitzy Caucasian crowd, and I could tell they didn't appreciate me. They didn't pick on you, they just ignored you. I couldn't understand it.
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I just wanted to be treated like anybody else. There was a lot of opposition to me during the early ...
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I just wanted to be treated like anybody else. There was a lot of opposition to me during the early years of movies. It had an effect on me. I don't feel like I got the movies I should've gotten. I felt I deserved more than that the industry had given me. I felt I should have been considered more, with a little more respect from the Screen Actors Guild and the Academy. I don't feel like I contributed what I wanted to contribute in the movies.
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[on Some Like It Hot (1959)] It's one of the most outstanding movies I've made. It was a very compli...
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[on Some Like It Hot (1959)] It's one of the most outstanding movies I've made. It was a very complicated role. I played a straight man, I played a comic, I played a woman, I played a saxophone player, I played a millionaire, I played a little bit of Cary Grant as well. When the picture was over, Billy Wilder ran the picture for Cary, and said, 'Well, how did you like Tony's impression?' and Cary said (doing Cary Grant imitation) 'I don't talk like that!'
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[asked who the most attractive person he ever worked with was] I am.
[asked who the most attractive person he ever worked with was] I am.
[on Brokeback Mountain (2005)] This picture is not as important as we make it. It's nothing unique. ...
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[on Brokeback Mountain (2005)] This picture is not as important as we make it. It's nothing unique. The only thing unique about it is they put it on the screen. And they make 'em gay cowboys. 'Howard Hughes (I)' and John Wayne wouldn't like it.
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What's the secret to a long and happy life? Young women's saliva!
What's the secret to a long and happy life? Young women's saliva!
[on his 1951 marriage to first wife Janet Leigh] I even married Janet for my career. I could see the...
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[on his 1951 marriage to first wife Janet Leigh] I even married Janet for my career. I could see the two of us could get more attention together. We had the paparazzi wherever we went, we were on the cover of all the movie magazines. It wasn't enough for a man to be cute, he had to be connected to the right woman...What better way to get famous?
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They are all dead now; Cary Grant, Jack Lemmon, Frank Sinatra, all my Hollywood friends. Sometimes I...
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They are all dead now; Cary Grant, Jack Lemmon, Frank Sinatra, all my Hollywood friends. Sometimes I feel so lonely. Actors today achieve nothing nor do they have any glamour. They seem more interested in adopting babies than films. All the films are terrible, too, because the scripts are so bad and there are no decent film-makers.
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Here in America, you have to die before they say something nice about you.
Here in America, you have to die before they say something nice about you.
When I made Sweet Smell of Success, The Defiant Ones, I should have continued in that milieu. It w...
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When I made Sweet Smell of Success, The Defiant Ones, I should have continued in that milieu. It was my own stupidity that I didn't. I just went on blithely from one picture to the next, letting other people guide my destiny, instead of taking hold of it myself. But that's not bad either because I find now that there's no period in my life that I regret. Each had a reason and a purpose. The thing is to learn to accept it and not spend your present and your future looking back and thinking, 'Oh shit, I wish I hadn't done that.'
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[on what he misses] I miss a pale-green Buick convertible with Dynaflow drive. I miss a little beach...
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[on what he misses] I miss a pale-green Buick convertible with Dynaflow drive. I miss a little beach house in Malibu with the waves lapping on the beach. [This was during his first months in Hollywood, when he would bring then-unknown Marilyn Monroe back to his beach house]
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I wouldn't be seen dead with a woman old enough to be my wife.
I wouldn't be seen dead with a woman old enough to be my wife.
[about first meeting Marilyn Monroe] She was 19 and didn't look anything like what she became. She h...
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[about first meeting Marilyn Monroe] She was 19 and didn't look anything like what she became. She had reddish-brown hair and her figure was not distinguished yet. Her bosoms weren't what they were later and her legs were a little scrawny, but she was putting it all together. Don't you see? Once she accepted she was a woman, then, look out, world. There was no guy that was safe. If she liked you, there was no man who could resist.
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Don't listen to them, when they say don't drink, or drink very little, don't smoke, don't eat too mu...
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Don't listen to them, when they say don't drink, or drink very little, don't smoke, don't eat too much, don't eat badly, don't get fat, don't get ugly, and p*ssed off that life is passing you by. There's no such animal, my friend.
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Look. I'm so privileged to be alive in this studio that happens to be mine. I'm 83 years old and I'm...
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Look. I'm so privileged to be alive in this studio that happens to be mine. I'm 83 years old and I'm still a factor in this world, I still contribute wherever I go. It's astounding. I could have been a politician or a brain surgeon. But I didn't have an education, so there wasn't anything I could do but get into the movies. And, boy, did I ever. To burst into the movies like I did. Isn't that neat?
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[on dying] I may have them take my ashes and spread them all over Las Vegas!
[on dying] I may have them take my ashes and spread them all over Las Vegas!
[on his troubled relationship with daughter Jamie Lee Curtis] I have a feeling she wanted to teach m...
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[on his troubled relationship with daughter Jamie Lee Curtis] I have a feeling she wanted to teach me a lesson for abandoning her mother and her. But I couldn't be with Janet Leigh anymore. She was disappearing into her own madnesses.
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[about Some Like It Hot (1959)] It was perfect. Great dialogue. Crisp acting. Billy Wilder was brill...
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[about Some Like It Hot (1959)] It was perfect. Great dialogue. Crisp acting. Billy Wilder was brilliant, and Jack Lemmon and I always had a great time together; even though we were from different backgrounds - he was Harvard-educated, very intelligent and urbane. We balanced each other out.
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My father was a tailor. I used to deliver for him. I'd have to hold the clothes up high to keep them...
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My father was a tailor. I used to deliver for him. I'd have to hold the clothes up high to keep them from dragging on the ground.
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They gave me away as a prize once - a Win Tony Curtis For A Weekend competition. The woman who won w...
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They gave me away as a prize once - a Win Tony Curtis For A Weekend competition. The woman who won was disappointed. She'd hoped for second prize - a new stove.
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[about his many sexual dalliances] It was love. I was falling in love every day. I am completely in ...
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[about his many sexual dalliances] It was love. I was falling in love every day. I am completely in love with women. Every woman. I loved their company and there was always a chance you could kiss them. I found kissing a very appealing experience. I was just always hoping for that conquest, hoping for that physical affection . . . that ejaculation.
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[His advice to George Michael after his 1998 arrest for lewd conduct] Keep smiling.
[His advice to George Michael after his 1998 arrest for lewd conduct] Keep smiling.
[on finally forgiving his mother long after she died] We could have all turned out like her. She cle...
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[on finally forgiving his mother long after she died] We could have all turned out like her. She cleaned houses in Hungary from when she was six or seven. She had no opportunities.
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[on Marilyn Monroe on the set of Some Like It Hot (1959)] I knew there was something disturbing her....
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[on Marilyn Monroe on the set of Some Like It Hot (1959)] I knew there was something disturbing her. For some inexplicable reason, she was going down the wrong path and no one knew it.
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(On Don't Make Waves (1967) The plot was utterly ridiculous, but I agreed to appear in the film beca...
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(On Don't Make Waves (1967) The plot was utterly ridiculous, but I agreed to appear in the film because I got a percentage of the gross.
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I was 22 when I arrived in Hollywood in 1948. I had more action than Mount Vesuvius - men, women, an...
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I was 22 when I arrived in Hollywood in 1948. I had more action than Mount Vesuvius - men, women, animals! I loved it too. I participated where I wanted to and didn't where I didn't. I've always been open about it.
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[on his ambitions] I even married Janet Leigh for my career. I could see the two of us could get mor...
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[on his ambitions] I even married Janet Leigh for my career. I could see the two of us could get more attention together. We had the paparazzi wherever we went, we were on the cover of all the movie magazines. It wasn't enough for a man to be cute, he had to be connected to the right woman.
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Comedy is the most honest way for an actor to earn his living. People would rather laugh than cry. T...
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Comedy is the most honest way for an actor to earn his living. People would rather laugh than cry. The quickest way to change drama into comedy is simply to speed up the film.
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[on Marilyn Monroe] I'm in love with her now. I've loved her all these years.
[on Marilyn Monroe] I'm in love with her now. I've loved her all these years.
[on working with Laurence Olivier on Spartacus (1960)] Olivier taught me a lot about acting. He said...
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[on working with Laurence Olivier on Spartacus (1960)] Olivier taught me a lot about acting. He said to me, "Tony, clothes maketh the man." He taught me that you choose your clothes and you put them on and you finally become that character. He didn't just put on any costume that was given to him. He chose what was best for the character he was playing and he showed me how that helps to take the character into another dimension. I learned that from him and always used it. So he gave me tips on acting and I gave him tips on body-building. I took him behind the set and said, "On your face." Then I showed him how to do press-ups properly and it helped to get him into good shape.
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It's rather nice not to be waiting for a script to come through the door, and even if it did, I woul...
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It's rather nice not to be waiting for a script to come through the door, and even if it did, I would turn it down.
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God is great, he won't hurt us, 'cause he looks like Tony Curtis.
God is great, he won't hurt us, 'cause he looks like Tony Curtis.
I was resented and hated because I was so good-looking and Jewish. It's true. This is not paranoia. ...
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I was resented and hated because I was so good-looking and Jewish. It's true. This is not paranoia. I think that because of the Iraq war, anti-Semitism is on the increase again.
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I realized if I could [have sex with] a girl . . . a woman has accepted me. The main force in me was...
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I realized if I could [have sex with] a girl . . . a woman has accepted me. The main force in me was to be accepted by others. Not education, not money in my pocket, nothing except to be accepted by a girl.
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[about his sixth wife Jillie] She's the only one who didn't want me to change after I married her.
[about his sixth wife Jillie] She's the only one who didn't want me to change after I married her.
[about Spartacus (1960)] Kirk Douglas is tough, but Stanley Kubrick was tougher!
[about Spartacus (1960)] Kirk Douglas is tough, but Stanley Kubrick was tougher!
[on his relationship with his mother] I got nothing from her. I got slapped around is what I got.
[on his relationship with his mother] I got nothing from her. I got slapped around is what I got.
One of the big reasons I started using cocaine was that I was told it was great for sex. It didn't m...
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One of the big reasons I started using cocaine was that I was told it was great for sex. It didn't make me superhuman in the longevity department, but it certainly did make my sexual experiences more intense.
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I was the best-looking kid in town. It's not what you have but what you do with it that counts.
I was the best-looking kid in town. It's not what you have but what you do with it that counts.
Painting is more meaningful to me than any performance I've ever given.
Painting is more meaningful to me than any performance I've ever given.
I got a lot of girls while I was at the peak. If I didn't get them, I got their stand-ins.
I got a lot of girls while I was at the peak. If I didn't get them, I got their stand-ins.
[on today's actors, starting with Brad Pitt] That Pitt fellow - what's his name? He hasn't got it. N...
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[on today's actors, starting with Brad Pitt] That Pitt fellow - what's his name? He hasn't got it. Now, Robert Downey Jr. - I think he might have something.
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[in 2008] I'm just wondering how many more years I have. I don't have 20. I don't have 15. How many ...
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[in 2008] I'm just wondering how many more years I have. I don't have 20. I don't have 15. How many years do I have? I don't know, but I plan to reinvent myself as an 84-year-old, as an 85-year-old man who can do anything and everything.
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[on his love for the ladies] Listen, we all do. I tell ya, there isn't a guy a met that wouldn't lov...
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[on his love for the ladies] Listen, we all do. I tell ya, there isn't a guy a met that wouldn't love to jump on a beautiful woman without knowing her name. And if that's what you call womanizing, then call me the King.
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[on Marlon Brando] He was an interesting man, different, a genius in the way he thought.
[on Marlon Brando] He was an interesting man, different, a genius in the way he thought.
[about his schizophrenic mother's influence on his childhood] Yes, yes, that had a lot to do with it...
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[about his schizophrenic mother's influence on his childhood] Yes, yes, that had a lot to do with it. I got nothing from her. I got slapped around is what I got. But I liked to be with women. I never did it with dogs or elephants or men. Only with women.
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Well, on the one hand you could say I was tremendously blessed, on the other I was definitely cursed...
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Well, on the one hand you could say I was tremendously blessed, on the other I was definitely cursed.
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Hollywood... the most sensational merry-go-around ever built.
Hollywood... the most sensational merry-go-around ever built.
I ran around with a lump in my pants, chased all the girls. This is what I reflected on the screen. ...
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I ran around with a lump in my pants, chased all the girls. This is what I reflected on the screen. There wasn't anything deeper or less deep than that.
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[on Marilyn Monroe] You could tell she'd already been battered by life, and I found that she'd been ...
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[on Marilyn Monroe] You could tell she'd already been battered by life, and I found that she'd been in an orphanage, as I had, and that her mother was also schizophrenic. I loved her. And she loved me, but we both wanted to be in the movies, and that meant everything.
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[on the long-running feud with daughter Jamie Lee Curtis] What am I going to do? God bless her, I wi...
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[on the long-running feud with daughter Jamie Lee Curtis] What am I going to do? God bless her, I wish her the best. If she can't forgive me, then get another father.
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I had to be careful where I went because I was a Jew, because I was young and because I was handsome...
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I had to be careful where I went because I was a Jew, because I was young and because I was handsome. It made me wiry and erratic and paranoid, which is what I still am. Always on guard.
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[about the starlet system of 1950s Hollywood] These girls of 18 or 20 were fodder. All the guys at t...
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[about the starlet system of 1950s Hollywood] These girls of 18 or 20 were fodder. All the guys at the studios, including myself, would feast on them, taking their sweetness. There were a lot of them. I don't remember their names. Then they would go home and get married. Poor darlings. They came and went.
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