[on deciding to return home from performing in L.A.] It just feels right. I'm a Canadian citizen. I started here, I'll end here. I used to exaggerate a little bit with jokes I made about Americans, but now I don't have to exaggerate anymore. They're really crazy down there. Show less «

[advertising online for a live organ donor with type-0 negative blood] Thank God for Facebook. I have a bit in my act about the top three uses of the Internet. No.3: hate-mongering. No. 2: the downloading of free music. And the top one is porno. But something like this, this is what the Internet was intended for: to help people, to pass on information, the positive things in life. Show less «