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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...Show more »

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. Show less «

People don't think of writers as sex objects. The women who write to me and suggest that we ought to...Show more »

People don't think of writers as sex objects. The women who write to me and suggest that we ought to have sex usually turn out to be, like, eighty. And their letters always end with, 'Just joking.' Show less «

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...Show more »

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. Show less «

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in Janu...Show more »

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. Show less «

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using...Show more »

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. Show less «

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