[after Roger O'Donnell explains to a reporter that Cooper is hungover from having been out drinking the previous night] So what? I do that every night. Show less «

[1996; asked to describe his bandmates in 13 words] Robert [Smith] - interested, charming, guitarist; Simon [Gallup] - good honest geezer; Perry [Bamonte] - dreamy, curious chap; Roger [O'Donnell] - saline, racy, drinker. Show less «

[1995; asked if he surfs on the internet] When Roger [O'Donnell] lets me.

[Asked what he is like when he is drunk] Happy.